Whore

Did I mention that I'm now writing here and here? No? Well, guess what--I'm now writing here and here. Wanna know what to do with your kids in Baltimore? Want some recommendations on stuff you can't afford? Then I'm your gal, friends, and now's the time to stop by here and here.

Oh, and speaking of whoring, or at least someone's impression of whoring, check out these school dance guidelines imposed by a Baltimore area school:

These guidelines were developed by students, parents, teachers and staff at a meeting organized by the Centennial High PTSA earlier this month and distributed via an e-mail newsletter.

The following is a list of prohibited inappropriate "dance" moves:
•No wrapping legs around others
•No "making out" (intimate kissing)
•No removal of clothing
•No hands in clothing
•No touching of bikini/private areas
•Avoid any dancing that suggests a sexual act, including but not limited to:
•Humping
•Forceful thrusting
•Bending more than 45-degree angle
•"Freak trains"
Note: Back-to-front dancing and break dancing will be allowed if the above guidelines are followed.

Can you imagine attending that PTSA meeting? Jesus.

Anyway, don't forget to have a gander over here and here. 'Cause if you forget, I may have to forcefully thrust you.